5'6'', Slytherin, Chaotic Neutral

colchrishadfield:

Budapest, river capital of Hungary, the surrounding hills newly alive with the green of Spring.

if you look close you can see my flat

floateron:

Hey, people of tumblr.

The first few suggestions on google for “asexuality is…” are pretty nasty.

So. Right now I’m doing my best to change that. Anyone wanna help? When you get time, just google awesome/nice things, like:

• Asexuality is awesome
• Asexuality is okay
• Asexuality is cool with me bro
• Asexuality is not a sin
• Asexuality is not wrong
• Asexuality is totally an orientation
• Asexuality is real

That kind of thing. Good? Good. (Thanks in advance).

On a related note, if you make 600 simultaneous Google searches, Chrome asks if you are a robot. Who knew?

(via lilithsmaniacallaughter)

ain’t even grey but she buries her baby

have a porrim sketch cuz i never post

thief-of-url:

If Skipper Plumbthroat = Lord English = Caliborn, I’m not sure what to think about this…

first attempt at sugarless gum :P

(via shslgoodluckkomaedanagito)

Your name is LORD OF THE RINGS FANDOM, and you are were doing this WAY BEFORE IT WAS COOL. It is said that your face is  AGELESS, neither OLD nor YOUNG, though in it is written the memory of MANY THINGS BOTH GLAD AND SORROWFUL. You are really into LANGUAGES, LORE, and ORLANDO BLOOM. Although you do not really approve of cosplay, you wear your hair in front of your ears to LOOK MORE LIKE AN ELF. 

Your upbringing was very RELIGIOUS and OLD-FASHIONED, but you often CONCEAL YOUR PAST to get along with your younger friends. Although you get along great with modern technology, you are prone to deep fits of NOSTALGIA, usually involving LONG POEMS and TREES. When anyone mentions THE WEST, you find yourself entrenched in DEEP MELANCHOLY. 

You have sometimes consider retiring to ACADEMIA ACRES, having realized that you are getting TOO OLD FOR THIS SHIT.

kawaiinchesters:

hetastuck

adventure time

superwholock

merlin

avengers

why can’t we all just get along

why cant we be

it’s supmerwhotalilockstuckvengers time

OH MY FRIENDS, MY FRIENDS, FORGIVE ME,

THAT I LIVE AND YOU ARE GONE.

so watching lbd i was like “oh i wonder what the sex tape website’s like”

oh god george wickham you may me handsome but your web design is a MAJOR turnoff

wait i wonder if that’s a legit email address

only one way to find out

OH GOD

IM A TERRIBLE PERSON NWO

IM SORRY LYDIA I DIDNT MEAN TO

*goes to cry in the corner of UNCLEAN*

militarystuck rosemary

so femslash february